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Tough Nickname Generator

29 April 2014

★ Ezra Lefko

Want a tough jailhouse nickname? It’s easy! Just pick a mean name girl scouts call each other at camp:

Horsetooth
Manly J.
Buck
“The Guatemalan”
Knotted Rope
Big Blood

Of course the opposite holds true as well: great nicknames for a teenager at girl scout camp are TERRIBLE if you’re in jail:

Buttercup
Reckless Freckles
Sunshine
Tiny Dancer
Windcatcher
Susie Lucy

Either way you are sure to make a statement with our world-famous nickname generator.



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